I text this picture to Chaucer's dogfather, C.
C: Why is your dog's penis sticking out?
Me: Why are you zooming in on my dog's penis?
C: It was noticeable.
Me: Chaucer has been raised to be sex-positive and embrace his manhood. ...He doesn't feel shame about his hot pink puppy weenis.
C: Hahaha. ...Pink and proud.
Me: Like most of the men in my life.