with someone with whom I was discussing sex, yesterday:
him: [redacted]
him: [redacted]
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with Wally:
him: (sends pic of a mall brow bar)
me: My fifth circle of Hell. Interestingly, the ones inside of that are related to hair removal, too.
him: Guess you won't be getting a franchise. (sends snippet of promotional video playing at brow bar)
me: I read that too quickly and saw "frenchies." I was all, What god awful new way to torture women in the name of beauty is THAT?
him: Frenchie? Is that like a Brazilian?
me: That's what I was guessing. More curl, though (ew).
him; So after a Frenchie would your lady parts start being rude to Americans?
me: HAHAHA
him: Or just surrender to aggressors?
me: OH SNAP.