Yeahhh she abuses hashtags

Me: Your moment of Instazen:

Me: Every pic is captioned thusly.

M: I'm already a fan on Facebook, lol. And Yeahhh She Benches. I scroll through mouth agape. The comments are priceless.

Me: Yeahhh She Benches lololol. All new selfies from me will be captioned "Yeahhh She Run/Walks."

M: Yeahhh She Reads. Yeahhh She Formulates Interesting, Cohesive Thoughts.