spooner gets verified

I'm working on a mega post about some of the things I've learned this year, but I want to take my time with it and make sure I don't come across preachy, because lord knows I can be preachy.

In the meantime, please to enjoy this ridiculous thing I made the other day when I couldn't sleep:

This is your blogmistress, people. This is the shit she amuses herself with in the dead of night.

I understand if you no longer want to see me. I promise I'll delete your number.