her: Are you going to watch a movie?
him: I think so. What are you gonna do?
her: Lay on the bed and think suicidal thoughts.
him: What if we watch a movie about suicide? Then you wouldn't have to do that.
her: Okay but what if it's like how watching Super Size Me just made me want to eat McDonald's?
him: Eating McDonald's is a form of suicide.
her: You got me there.