her: "It's kinda late to start one..."
him: "Episode of John Oliver?"
her: "We're all caught up."
him: "I have an idea. Let's look at Cute Overload on the projector."
- five minutes later -
|Chaucer always appreciates when people bring toys to the park for him to play with.|
|"The steering on this thing is a little off."|
|Request line now open.|
|"But Moooom, he's got cheeeeese."|
|"NO! I'M NOT GOING FOR A WALK UNTIL I TAKE A LOBBY CHAUCER"|
|TFW Mom says we're having roast chicken for dinner|
|That's okay, Mama. I still love napping with you.|
|That's okay, Chauc. I still love walking with you.|
|"Yo, T. You see what's she's doing to me, bro? Help me out here, man. This isn't cool."|
|"Is she done? Tell me when she's done. I can't even look at her right now."|
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|Seven Year Old Dog Experiences Snow For First Time, Declares it "NBD" |
|Financial District Hanukkah Display Increased In Size By Seven Percent, Moved to Dedicated Peninsula |
|String Lights Add Festive Element to 7th Street's Homeless Quarter|
|Area Hipster Covets Giant Corporate Lobby Christmas Tree Scarf |
|Polished Hotel Floors Reflect Guests' Already-Abandoned New Year's Resolutions |